If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

People really cared more about women's hair. But nobody takes you seriously with Jheri curls is what we've deduced. If you got an Afro and you go "Fight the power" people will follow you. If you got a Jheri curl, people just laugh.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.