I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.