The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.