You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"
The U.S government hates rap music