Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.