Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.