Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

I have four jackets, five pants, whatever, that are all the same. If you see U2 in concert, they wear the same thing every night. They just got a bunch of them. Albert Einstein used to wear brown suits every day. Why waste brainpower on something that is trivial?

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.