Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?"

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.