Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.