My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.