When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.