I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal - but I look at myself as a reporter. If you can report on anything that has to do with pop culture, then why can't I make jokes about it? Yes, it hurts. But I figure that laughter sometimes starts from pain. You might wince, but then I know that I'm doing my job. The only thing I can do wrong is not be funny.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.