I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.