I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!