If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.
When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.