The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter. I'm pushing her in the stroller, and sometimes I just pick her up and stare at her, and I realize, my only job in life is to keep her off the pole.

I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.