I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.