Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.