Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.
Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.
You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"