Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

I think it's better to have ideas.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.