You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade