You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.
Chris RockMy kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.
Chris RockIs America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?
Chris RockThere's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.
Chris Rock