I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.