An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.