You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

There's math, and everything else is debatable!

I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.