You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

I think it's better to have ideas.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.