Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.

I'm a rap comedian the same way Bill Cosby is a jazz comedian, Cosby's laid back. I'm like, bang, bang bang, right into it.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.