My goals were small. My goal was to become a big enough stand-up that I wouldn't have to do radio. I could sell out a club, which is like 300 seats. If I got big enough, I could sell before I got there, and I wouldn't have to get up at 6 in the morning to do radio. That was pretty much the dream. I had no idea I'd be playing Madison Square Garden or anything.
Chris RockGive me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
Chris RockRemember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!
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