I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
George Bush hates midgets.
You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.
Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.