The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they’re not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, "If you’d done that in the movie, you’d have won an Oscar, girl."

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.