Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.