I think it's better to have ideas.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.