I think it's better to have ideas.

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

There's always a moment in any stand-up show I do where people are booing. They kinda boo a premise. And then I bail myself out with a joke. But it's like trying to do movies where there's a dramatic undertone.