Being a comedian is a lot like being an athlete. If you're Carl Lewis and you're the fastest, then no matter what you're the fastest.
Chris RockHollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
Chris RockYou wonโt be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
Chris Rock