For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

There's math, and everything else is debatable!

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.