My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.