My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

I think it's better to have ideas.

I don't need a president with a bucket list!

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were better than the white shows. "The Jeffersons" (1975) was a lot better. "Good Times" (1974) was way funnier. "Sanford and Son" (1972). Now, though, everyone thinks we're equal, so we submit the same shit that everyone else submits. And then we get mad when they won't air it. You got to go back to the old attitude of it has to be twice as good.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.