You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.