I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."

Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.