I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.