I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.
Chris RockI always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.
Chris RockI hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. Iโve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, whatโs the line? And the guy goes, itโs time to go to the store. And then I go, itโs time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.
Chris Rock