If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

There's math, and everything else is debatable!

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.