If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.