I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. Iโve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, whatโs the line? And the guy goes, itโs time to go to the store. And then I go, itโs time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.
Chris RockYou donโt need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, thatโs right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollarsโฆ five thousand dollars per bulletโฆ You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.
Chris RockDo you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
Chris Rock