When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

All you crazy white people "I'm American!", all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?