You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

Money is the best lotion in the world.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.