I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.

I have four jackets, five pants, whatever, that are all the same. If you see U2 in concert, they wear the same thing every night. They just got a bunch of them. Albert Einstein used to wear brown suits every day. Why waste brainpower on something that is trivial?

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.