There's math, and everything else is debatable!
I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
No, I want big ol' titties in my face!