You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal.
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.