We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.
Every woman is just a different kind of problem.
Which is worse, hell or nothing?
When someone walks in and you say "a six-foot-tall man," you miss the opportunity to describe what a six-foot-tall man would look like to your narrator, because how the narrator describes a six-foot-tall man says more about the narrator than about the man.
You are permanent, but this life is not.
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.