My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.