My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

What kind of FBI agent are you?