My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.