I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
What kind of FBI agent are you?
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.