Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.