Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

What kind of FBI agent are you?

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.