He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.