I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
What kind of FBI agent are you?
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.