Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.