Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Let me play a Man in a scene.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.