As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.