Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.