Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!