I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.