I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.