I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!