I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.