I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.