I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?