Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.