I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.