Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.