Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me