If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!