When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!
Colin MochrieNine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
Colin MochrieAs a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
Colin Mochrie