Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.