Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?