Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?