Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

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