To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

What kind of FBI agent are you?

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?