To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.