To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.