To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Let me play a Man in a scene.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.