NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.