NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?