NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.