Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.