Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?