Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.