Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.