If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

What kind of FBI agent are you?

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?