Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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