If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Let me play a Man in a scene.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.