It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
Why are there so many trees in the jungle?
After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!