If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!