If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Let me play a Man in a scene.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.