If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?