Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me