Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

What kind of FBI agent are you?

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!