Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.