Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

What kind of FBI agent are you?

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!