Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.