Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?