Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favorites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.