Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.