Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.