For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.