For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.