For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Let me play a Man in a scene.

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.