What kind of FBI agent are you?

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!