What kind of FBI agent are you?

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.