What kind of FBI agent are you?

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'