What kind of FBI agent are you?

He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?