What kind of FBI agent are you?

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

Why are there so many trees in the jungle?